I have tons of promo stuff that I brought back from Lori Foster’s. Today, I’m going to give away some of it! What do you have to do? POST A COMMENT—here or on facebook!
This is what the first bundle includes:
Autgraphed books:
Dragonbound by Jade Lee
Carpe Bead’em by Tonya Kappes
Escape by Kate Douglas, Willa Okati and Marteeka Karland (signed by Marteeka only)
Autographed drink koozie from Kristin Daniels
Assorted stuff (much of it autographed as well)…bookmarks, trading cards, excerpt booklets from:
Emma Wildes, Jade Lee, Marie Force, Leah Braemel, Jane Rylon, Leanna Renee Hieber, Madelyn Ford, Lila DiPasqua, Virna DePaul, Donna Grant, Zenobia Renquist, Samantha Kane, Krista Daniels, and Cheryl Brooks.
No doubt, I’ll throw some of my stuff in as well! So, what can you comment about? How about this?
By perseverance the snail reached the ark. ~Charles Haddon Purgeon
Which reminds me of my favorite joke. Okay, so it’s the only joke I ever remember, which is why it’s a joke my family teases me about. (I get gifts of snail figurines)…
What does the snail say as it rides the turtle’s back? Whee!
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Snort, cute! my kids will love that joke! 😀 i love SWAG. I have found so many new authors by winning swag. thanks for the contest! ANy great plans for the weekend?
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LOL At least its a good joke. Enough for a chuckle in the morning.
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Christy! No great plans. Just catching up still and lots of swimming in the pool with the kids!
Brandy!
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hehe. thats cute. how many snail figurines do u have? any one of them a favorite. 🙂 awesome contest. thank you!
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Hey…that’s a good one! I’ll have to tell it to my kiddos. 😀 I love jokes, too, but like you, am not very good at remembering most of them.
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Lol! I’ve not heard that one before 🙂 will have to tell the kids now! Thanks for the giveaway! I’ve never won swag before so fingers crossed 🙂
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Sounds like you had a great time, with friends! I luv it! The snail hitching a ride. Reminds me of my kids, no matter how old they get, its still always, mooommy, I tired can you carry me? Pleease…..My 16 years old will just hang on me, and mumble. I can’t wait to to tell them, their just like snails. Next time they start complaining I’m going to tell them to go find a turtle, hehe, that should get them going! lololol
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Cute joke!
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LOL that’s great. Yay for snails and turtles oh my!
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Great joke. Glad you had fin at the retreat. It sounded like a blast.
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Cute. I have a soft spot for turtles and frogs which my yard is full of. Not to many snails yet.
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LMAO that is a cute joke. I love it!
And I am loving the quote as well. If you think about it..it is really a deep thought.
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Cute joke, I love it! I am like you, I have a hard time remembering jokes. Is it a big or small snail figurines collection that you now have? I like the quote. To me, that quote means never give up no matter how long it take you can still make it.
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So far, I have only two small figurines that sit on my desk: a pewter snail and a snail fashioned out of clay with a flower pot hat and cool shades!
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Love your quote and your joke. Thanks for the contest! Happy Friday and have a great weekend 😀
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not so good at making jockes but this one is very funny
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Yep – Slow is as slow does. You’ll like this:
My sister’s recent facebook comment about her grandson – “I was spelling out his mom’s nickname for him when he’s slow (as in H-I-N-T) and I got to T-U-R … and he blurted out TURD! AHAHAHAHA… no – Turtle!”
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LOL, too cute. I’ll need to share that with my kids. Funny thing is thinking of snails is making me think of slugs and I’m gagging and laughing because it’s making me think of our easter fiasco. It’s been raining so much here in California, that we were attacked by slugs. Filled all our eggs and sent my husband out to the yard to hide them. Took the kids out a little bit later and as they were getting eggs, one by one my kids started screaming ( I got all this on video :)) Every single egg was covered with slugs. I was laughing and gagging as my husband and I collected all the eggs and flicked them off and we brought them all inside just to discover that those little suckers all burrowed inside the eggs as well through those little tiny holes at the bottom of the plastic eggs. My kids were crying saying Easter was ruined and my husband and I spent the next hour opening each egg and dumping contents out while I salted the slugs and silenty cursed them for ruining our egg hunt 🙂
june111(at)att(dot)net
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Cute joke. I always terrible at telling jokes and remembering them. Thanks for holding the contest.
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Cute joke…will have to tell my nephew that one. I love swag because it can introduce you to new-to-you authors. Thank you for sharing with us!
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HAPPY FRIDAY! 😛
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My youngest loves snails. She calls them all Gary, from Spongebob. Which is an ok thing, I guess, seeing as I get TONS of the critters come wet warm weather. One day, Zarahbeth and I counted 22 along the front stoop alone!!! They are cute….in a slimy, wiggly antenna sort of way. :p
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Cute joke – my youngest would love that one. He seems to like snails. Thanks for the giveaway!
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OMG This is an amazing giveaway!! Thanks sooooo much for this chance to win!!
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Cute joke! 🙂 Just got introduced to your books when my sister bought one….I really enjoy them and look forward to reading more of them!
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I love the giveaways and I really love that joke. Makes me think of 2 people I work with 😆
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Like your website!!!!
The weather here in the Boston, MA area is great 🙂 🙂
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Love SWAG, meet lots of new authors that way…poor snails they get a bum rap…slow and easy takes the day!~ 8)
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THAT WAS SO CUTE> I WILL HAVE TO TELL MY 9 YR OLD WHEN HE GETS HO,E FROM SCHOOL> 😛
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LOve the joke! Very cute! I have to share a joke now…
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
…Because pepper water would make them sneeze. 🙄
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We should all remind ourselves of that quote from time to time. So many times people rush through life getting from point A to point be that they don’t see the view. I once said that I thought pigs were cute and now I have tons of lil piggy figurines and only one of them I bought.
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Nice Joke! It made me smile. 😆 I am not very good at them. Maybe once I take a vacation I will be able to come up with some.
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My grandchildren are going to love the snail joke. I will phone them tonight and tell them. Thanks for sharing!!!
😀 😉 🙂
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Lori Fosters event sounds like the place to be! How many years has she been hosting this event? *Whines* I want to go!! Oh well, I liked they snail joke and it might be one that I can remember too! LOL
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My boys will love that joke! Sounds like you got some great swag!
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Looking forward to this contest! I saw you were doing this from Lori Foster’s facebook page! I love her and cant wait to read your stuff now that I have seen your stuff!
Here is another snail joke 🙂 –
What is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem.
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Loved the joke–reminded me of one that I always can remember: Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
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That joke was hilarious!!! I really loved the quote about perseverance!!! I do believe I’m going to print and frame that one…I need to see it daily! 😛
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Thanks, the joke is a good one. Have a great Day!!
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Great joke! Told my 12 and 9 year old, 12 year old laughed but the 9 year old said ” I don’t get it!?! ” That had both his brother and I laughing even more 🙂
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that’s a cute one! Love your books!
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Happy Friday, thanks for the chance to win.
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Awesome giveaway!
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If I win swag I’ll be saying “WHEEEE!!!!”
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Great giveaway. That was indeed an epic joke that I will tell to others. =) I like the simple ones. That way I can’t mess up the punchline.
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Cute Jokes!
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Your quote reminded me of an old cartoon, I think Disney’s Fantasia, where the dragons and unicorns are laughing at the animals getting onto the ark.
Thanks for the joke!
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Great idea. Happy Friday.
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If I win this contest, I’ll sound just like the snail….
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The only joke I can ever remember, ‘Two idiots are driving on vacation. They see a sign that says “Chicago Left”. So they turned around and went home! 🙄 LOL Sorry, yea I know, pretty bad, 😥 but it truly is the only joke I can ever think of! haha Always love swag and book giveaways! I have discovered a number of authors I buy now thru freebies and contests! Love it!
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Thanks very much! Have a wonderful day and weekend!