The Crazy Writer’s Life for Me!
With the fun of the new Snow White movie coming out, I can barely stand the wait. In the meantime I’m stuck…er…happily penning wildly erotic stories for the enjoyment of those waiting for the next great movie to come out. Oh, hell, you know you love the wildly erotic stories, f*** the movies. Our imaginations can be oh, so much more entertaining. With a storyline to follow, interesting characters come alive on the page to our wonder, delight and desire.
In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m in a crazily happy mood. Why, you might ask? Who knows? Perhaps it’s the fact that I recently contracted for 6 works under my other pen name (Elle James) for Harlequin. Or maybe it’s the unprecedented success (for me) of my latest Samhain cowboy book, BOOTS AND CHAPS or perhaps it’s the first draft of the incredibly hot cover for my next Samhain release BOOTS AND LEATHER coming out in August.
Truthfully, I think it’s an hysterical reaction to over commitment, with a vacation (to St. Thomas!!) coming up and too much to do in too short a time. *she laughs maniacally—bwahahaha*
Whatever the reason, I’ll ride this happy rollercoaster until it spins out of control and plummets to the earth for the few split-seconds this crazy writer slumps into the pits of hell—that dreaded place called self-doubt—only to rise again on the wave of a glorifying review from a loving fan.
Ah, the life of a writer…Who needs drugs?
Prize. Did someone say prize? I’m sure I heard someone say prize, therefore for anyone equally crazy enough to leave a comment in the spirit of insanity, I offer a chance to win a download of one of my fabulously erotic works. So please leave a comment of a purely ridiculous nature and maybe you too will catch the next round of lunacy. Come! Come! Comment!
 
BOOTS AND CHAPS
Welcome to the Ugly Stick Saloon
She gave up stripping to go legit…until three Kiowa cowboys bring on the down-and-dirty.
Jackson Gray Wolf is turning thirty, and what does he have to show for it? A ranch. No wife, no kids, no dates. He’s had his eye on the pretty owner of the Ugly Stick Saloon, but their one accidental encounter was interrupted before he could get her out of her take-me-now red cowboy boots.
Audrey Anderson isn’t in the market for a man. Been there, done that, has the scars to prove it. She retired her pole-dancing boots after purchasing the Ugly Stick Saloon, and now manages a stable of strippers. When she winds up one stripper short for a private party, she’s forced to slip on a mask and into the role of the mysterious Kiki.
Jackson didn’t want the birthday bash his twin brothers are throwing him, but his vow to ignore the rented stripper goes awry when she shows him exactly how far she’s willing to go—for all three of them.
Audrey can’t forget the sizzling heat between her and one sexy Kiowa in particular. Jackson. Trouble is, she’s not sure if he wants the bold, brassy Kiki, or if he’s ready for the wounded woman underneath.
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I guess everyone has a crazy life sometimes. Being a navy wife it has it crazy time too. You just go with the follow and hope at the end of it you made it through. My husband in not depolyed right now but he is working a lot that sometime I wish he was. Plus being away from family and not being able to be there to help out sucks too. Both of our family are going through things that we would love to me there to help. But we can not. What helps me is the books I read. Have fun on your vacation.
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Good Monday to you Ms.Mayla 😀 You & your sis, Delilah ain’t right… 😆 love yall. My favorite saying is “I do who I please & I please who I do”. It’s been many years since I’ve said or done that. HA! Anyway, I hope your exotic vacation is AWESOME!! Have a great day & hug your sister. a fan in VA Leann 🙂
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“I’m not asking you who’s on second!” “No, Who’s on first.”
“I Dunno” “THIRD BASE!”
It doesn’t get much more ridiculous than that classic exchange.
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Would you consider writing your version of Snow White?
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Lunacy… well, trying to be sane, there surely lies the way to madness 😉
Myla/Elle–first, huge congratulations on all the good news! More contracts, more books, more sales, more success!! Yahooooooo!
And well, more vacation? That can only be a good thing, too! Hope you enjoy yours utterly! And with any luck, you’ll find lots of inspiration for some future stories we’ll be longing to read 🙂
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😮 Samhain covers are the best. I’m super excited about the Elle books coming out. I need an Elle fix badly. Congratulations on the success and jealous of the upcoming trip.
Marika Weber
maw1725@gmail.com
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First, a big CONGRATS!!!! You deserve it. Hope you have a great time in St. Thomas. I can’t wait for your new books to release. I haven’t read Bots and Chaps yet but it’s on my list.
e.balinski(at)att(dot)net
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Major congrats! You’ve earned it. It is good to be crazy sometimes and my firm belief is that anything is a time for celebration. :o) Wonderful books, beautiful covers, WTG!
tamsyn5(at)yahoo(dot)com
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Hi! I so love your books! I just went and bought this one and three others the other day. Im so excited to start reading them! 🙂 Wishing you all the best and much success!