Menopause is the transition period in a woman’s life when her ovaries go on strike and all hell breaks loose. We become a human roller coaster. One minute we’re fine the next we’re Attila the Hun in a dress.
Here are the fun things you get to look forward to:
#1 – Hair starts growing in places you really rather it didn’t and you suddenly look like Groucho Marx. If that wasn’t bad enough, you realize you’re getting a little thin on top. Okay, you can give your husband a run for his money. Buying several wigs will take care of that little problem until the hot flashes hit.
#2 – With one look you can send grown men running for their lives. Okay, the knife clenched in your fist doesn’t hurt either.
#3 – Deprived of chocolate you have the ability to take down an armed felon without breaking a sweat or a nail. Hey, who needs the S.W.A.T. team?
#4 – You don’t need a sauna, you are one. Those wonderful sweat stains and sodden hair are so very becoming.
#5 – Chocolate is the only thing standing between you and a lifetime behind bars.
#6 – Your sex drive sputters to a complete and utter stop. If a lap dance from a hot Chippendale dancer doesn’t get you excited, your husband’s in for a long dry spell.
I tried everything from Black Cohosh to soy to Evening Primrose Oil and finally settled on Prempo to keep my homicidal tendencies under control. The good news is, the police no longer do hourly drive-bys on my house, my hot flashes are gone and my sex drive is back. Now, where did I put my little black negligee?
BLACKHEART’S TREASURE
Aiden Blackheart is the most powerful werewolf ever born. He’s a bit surprised when he discovers his mate is an ordinary meter maid with some baggage. Okay, a lot of baggage, which includes a million-dollar bounty on her head, and she’s not quite human.
What is she? Even she doesn’t know.
Like to laugh? Love mayhem? Do hot, sexy love scenes turn you on? Wanna know if a not quite human meter maid can find love with a billionaire Alpha wolf. Or will her enemies cut their romance short?
Available at:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B097S2FZGS/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i14
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1091042
Author links:
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1598719.Gail_Koger
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https://www.gailkoger.com
