Thursday, July 22nd, 2021
UPDATE: The winner of the gift card is…Becky!
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My family laments the fact I can’t deliver a punchline of a joke to save my life. In fact, they know I only remember one joke. One. Period. They ask me to tell it on occasion. It goes like this…
“What does the snail say as it rides on the turtle’s back?”
Of course, everyone groans and grimaces before I raise my hands like I’m holding a horse’s reins and say, “Whee!”
Everyone has a really bad joke, right? Even if they have only one!
So, your challenge today, should you accept it, is to tell us that joke! One lucky jokester will win a $5 Amazon gift card! Go!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid Colonel Saunders.
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Wanna hear a dirty joke? Kid falls in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke? Kid takes a bath.
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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?
He felt crummy.
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LOL. I love these!
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Well gee! You already told my one joke! Wheeeeeee!
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A cheese factory has exploded in France.
There’s de brie everywhere.
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What did one potato say to the other in dark?
“Eye” can’t see you.
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OK, I admit I looked on the internet to find one because I can’t remember a joke to save my life. Since I used to work with computers, I liked this one:
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.
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To be honest I can’t think of a single joke. I’ve never been one to tell jokes enough to remember any that I might have ever used.
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If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…
… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
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How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie in it 😃
Now you know my only joke that I can rattle off quickly!
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What do you get when you goose a ghost? A hand full of sheet.
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Getting to the top of the hill was fun but it was all downhill from there.
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Oh, those were some terrible jokes! And enjoyed every one! Thanks!!
The winner of the gift card is…Becky!